Hi friends and welcome to Madeleine Davies Aims to Please!
Who the heck is Madeleine Davies, you're probably asking and good for you (your curiosity and thirst for the answers is probably what your friends and family love most about you). Madeleine Davies is 23-year-old lady from Wisconsin who likes a lot of lame things without irony and can’t wait to tell you about them. If you don’t like lame things, don’t worry. She also likes some cool things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, haircuts, and various types of animals. People who love irony can relax as well because Madeleine Davies can be a real cunt sometimes.
This blog was started, first and foremost, as an excuse to write about herself in the third person, but also to showcase some fancy writing skills and share what she believes to be a unique, humorous, and thoughtful perspective. Just kidding. This is a blog entirely devoted to dick jokes. Enjoy!
P.S. You can find previous writings by Madeleine Davies over at The Astounding Adventures of the Pop Quiz Kid.