I wanted to tell you how much I HAVEN'T missed your posts. With you not writing as often, I finally have the time and energy to go out and read other blogs and believe me! I've been reading tons of other blogs! Huge blogs that are way smarter, funnier, and leaner than you could ever hope to be. So keep doing whatever it is that's prevented you from writing-- not that I care what that is. I don't care what you do. Go write for another website and collect all sorts of skanky readers-- like I said, I DON'T CARE.